Friday, July 18, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Dirty Apes raid Kiptopeke State Park!!!
You bad BAD little filth-mongers! Here are five pictures from the visit:
Some random soda can tossed on the Boardwalk, romantic for poo-throwing apes doesn't me WE want to see it on our lovely walk. Can you see it there to the right? We sure could!
Juice in a bag with SUN in the label certainly is not invitation for baby chimps to try and give trash a tan.
Styrofoam, monkey-types LOVE to break off chunks of the stuff from their dollar store coolers to fling instead of their poo I guess.
Um, hey Link, ya left a fork in my VIEW.
Natural in the label is a lie ya stupid gorillas! Hey, you'd think if we can train dogs tricks, maybe we could teach these dumb monkey tools to pick UP trash instead of DUMP it!
Some random soda can tossed on the Boardwalk, romantic for poo-throwing apes doesn't me WE want to see it on our lovely walk. Can you see it there to the right? We sure could!
Juice in a bag with SUN in the label certainly is not invitation for baby chimps to try and give trash a tan.
Styrofoam, monkey-types LOVE to break off chunks of the stuff from their dollar store coolers to fling instead of their poo I guess.
Um, hey Link, ya left a fork in my VIEW.
Natural in the label is a lie ya stupid gorillas! Hey, you'd think if we can train dogs tricks, maybe we could teach these dumb monkey tools to pick UP trash instead of DUMP it!
Monday, June 9, 2008
Fountain Lake Seized by Monkeys!!!
Littering monkeys that is! It's a hot day for the ice cream jerk at Fountain Lake 6/9/2008:
Nature Valley wrappers are NOT natural, even if it's oats n honey, ya granola chimp.
Um...DoritNO, monkeyboy!
Fountain Lake Mermaid? I think NOT! Your first clue, silly little ape, is that mermaids do not wear clothing; especially ratted out workout pants with elastic waists!
Nature Valley wrappers are NOT natural, even if it's oats n honey, ya granola chimp.
Um...DoritNO, monkeyboy!
Fountain Lake Mermaid? I think NOT! Your first clue, silly little ape, is that mermaids do not wear clothing; especially ratted out workout pants with elastic waists!
Monday, May 26, 2008
LoveLand, my eye!
Tredegar area, parking lot near the footbridge.
Hey Loveland cupsucker, it's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Drunk monkey!
(photo submitted by Scott Burger)
Hey Loveland cupsucker, it's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Drunk monkey!
(photo submitted by Scott Burger)
Sunday, May 18, 2008
W.W.J.L.?
On the bluffs of Henricus Historical Park.Where would Jesus litter? Sorry J. this bluff is taken by some Chik-Fil-a milkshake lovin' monkey. Trashcan was less than 10 feet away! Now THAT'S a miracle!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Bears don't want your Tupperware
Bear Creek Lake State Park, Cumberland, VA:
So you're sitting on this rock fishing and reflecting, enjoying a cool drink from your sturdy green plastic cup that you bought especially for camping. You made sure it was big enough to hold two cans of Old Mill at a time so you wouldn't have to keep going back to the cooler. Well, numb-nut, you left it behind! Dumb monkey.
So you're sitting on this rock fishing and reflecting, enjoying a cool drink from your sturdy green plastic cup that you bought especially for camping. You made sure it was big enough to hold two cans of Old Mill at a time so you wouldn't have to keep going back to the cooler. Well, numb-nut, you left it behind! Dumb monkey.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Coolers are not Bigfoot
Hey winner, you must be a real fishing champ to let this one go overboard! Kind of a Bigfoot photo as it was across the river and impossible to get to or salvage. Way to go, Homo sapien!
Sunday, May 4, 2008
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