Monday, May 26, 2008

LoveLand, my eye!

Tredegar area, parking lot near the footbridge.

Hey Loveland cupsucker, it's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Drunk monkey!

(photo submitted by Scott Burger)

Sunday, May 18, 2008


On the bluffs of Henricus Historical Park.

Where would Jesus litter? Sorry J. this bluff is taken by some Chik-Fil-a milkshake lovin' monkey. Trashcan was less than 10 feet away! Now THAT'S a miracle!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Bears don't want your Tupperware

Bear Creek Lake State Park, Cumberland, VA:

So you're sitting on this rock fishing and reflecting, enjoying a cool drink from your sturdy green plastic cup that you bought especially for camping. You made sure it was big enough to hold two cans of Old Mill at a time so you wouldn't have to keep going back to the cooler. Well, numb-nut, you left it behind! Dumb monkey.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Coolers are not Bigfoot

Hey winner, you must be a real fishing champ to let this one go overboard! Kind of a Bigfoot photo as it was across the river and impossible to get to or salvage. Way to go, Homo sapien!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Camouflage? I Think Not.

Just because it's green, it doesn't mean you can leave it behind.