Some random soda can tossed on the Boardwalk, romantic for poo-throwing apes doesn't me WE want to see it on our lovely walk. Can you see it there to the right? We sure could!
Juice in a bag with SUN in the label certainly is not invitation for baby chimps to try and give trash a tan.
Styrofoam, monkey-types LOVE to break off chunks of the stuff from their dollar store coolers to fling instead of their poo I guess.
Um, hey Link, ya left a fork in my VIEW.
Natural in the label is a lie ya stupid gorillas! Hey, you'd think if we can train dogs tricks, maybe we could teach these dumb monkey tools to pick UP trash instead of DUMP it!