Peaks of Dirty Apes of Otter

So your humble servants went to the Peaks of Otter and we enjoyed this hazy yet beautiful view:



But despite our serenity, guess who followed us? Those damned filthy litter-monkeys!
Let's start with the story of a little styrofoam cup that never quite made it to the trash can. We saw it here first, sitting on the sill of the old cabin at the top of Sharp Top Mountain:



A little while later, some gorilla must have picked it up and played with it some more then strewn it near some signage, which is surprising that they could even read to know how to get back down the mountain! Stupid monkey!



We also found that some senseless bipeds must have a real difficulty distinguishing trash receptacles from a lot of other things in nature, say hollow tree stumps.



Apparently this area has an epidemic of this, spot the cola can!




Those ignorant damned dirty apes!

Humor (Litter-Related)

Dirty Apes raid Kiptopeke State Park!!!

You bad BAD little filth-mongers! Here are five pictures from the visit:


Some random soda can tossed on the Boardwalk, romantic for poo-throwing apes doesn't me WE want to see it on our lovely walk. Can you see it there to the right? We sure could!



Juice in a bag with SUN in the label certainly is not invitation for baby chimps to try and give trash a tan.



Styrofoam, monkey-types LOVE to break off chunks of the stuff from their dollar store coolers to fling instead of their poo I guess.



Um, hey Link, ya left a fork in my VIEW.



Natural in the label is a lie ya stupid gorillas! Hey, you'd think if we can train dogs tricks, maybe we could teach these dumb monkey tools to pick UP trash instead of DUMP it!

Fountain Lake Seized by Monkeys!!!

Littering monkeys that is! It's a hot day for the ice cream jerk at Fountain Lake 6/9/2008:


Nature Valley wrappers are NOT natural, even if it's oats n honey, ya granola chimp.


Um...DoritNO, monkeyboy!



Fountain Lake Mermaid? I think NOT! Your first clue, silly little ape, is that mermaids do not wear clothing; especially ratted out workout pants with elastic waists!

LoveLand, my eye!

Tredegar area, parking lot near the footbridge.


Hey Loveland cupsucker, it's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Drunk monkey!

(photo submitted by Scott Burger)

W.W.J.L.?

On the bluffs of Henricus Historical Park.










Where would Jesus litter? Sorry J. this bluff is taken by some Chik-Fil-a milkshake lovin' monkey. Trashcan was less than 10 feet away! Now THAT'S a miracle!

Bears don't want your Tupperware

Bear Creek Lake State Park, Cumberland, VA:


So you're sitting on this rock fishing and reflecting, enjoying a cool drink from your sturdy green plastic cup that you bought especially for camping. You made sure it was big enough to hold two cans of Old Mill at a time so you wouldn't have to keep going back to the cooler. Well, numb-nut, you left it behind! Dumb monkey.

Coolers are not Bigfoot

Hey winner, you must be a real fishing champ to let this one go overboard! Kind of a Bigfoot photo as it was across the river and impossible to get to or salvage. Way to go, Homo sapien!